And what are the odds of the online Tattoo update saying, in paragraph 4:
"Show-stopping turns are expected from the United States as the Citadel Band from Charleston, South Carolina will present an inspiring musical display which has enlivened events across the globe."
For the record, the Citadel and the Virginia Military Institute have been arch rivals for years. My VMI Keydet, on hearing that we were going to be 'inspired AND enlivened' by the Citadel Band said a very bad word. We are going anyway.
Perhaps next year we can all meet at the Dodge Poetry Festival!?
*Military Tattoo, you ask? That's thousands of bagpipes from all over the world in one place.....or a billion fingernails scratching across a blackboard all at once.....depending on how you feel about the pipes.